So, yesterday while I was at Corri's house, she started to freak out about what I had planted in place to win the war. She begged me to tell her because "she wouldn't sleep tonight"if I didn't. Being the nice person I am, I decided to give her mercy. I turns out, I used a wonderful method of reverse psychology to make her THINK I did something, causing extreme paranoia; a placebo if you will. For those of you who don't follow what I am saying, a placebo is an alternative that really does nothing. But because of a wonderful concept known as "mind over matter", the alternative works better than the real thing. For example, if I couldn't sleep at night, a psychologist might give me a sugar pill and say it's a drug that will help me sleep. My mind thinks it's an actual drug, so it will have the effect an actual drug has. Amazing, how the mind can be tricked so easily.
So after telling Corri this psychology, she immediately surrendered from battle, making myself the winner by default. How I won doesn't matter, default or not, I won.
And so, Corri and the rest of you now know, you're messing with the wrong nerd.
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